On Potterwatch Remus’ code name was Romulus. The guys who founded Rome were brothers named Romulus and Remus and they were raised by a wolf. Ha
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
what if you were looking at your alarm clock one day and it was 11:59 PM but then it turned to 11:60 PM
That guy in the lower left corner in the crowd remembered every move 10 years later.
is that ryan gosling
thats fucking ryan gosling
never get over it
What’s best about him doing the moves is he doesnt watch them he fucking turns around like he’s part of the band.
I am biased against this because I used to be the smart kid but I do not find this to be funny at all. When I “finally” failed a test, all of my classmates except for my one best friend were making a huge deal out of it. They acted as though it was something unthinkable. They were looking at me as if I had grown another head. It made me feel like I wasn’t allowed to get a bad grade. I had to be perfect, or else I was weird. In the end, I was so stressed because of the pressure I even considered commiting suicide. It wasn’t pressure from my parents, they were okay with it. It was from my classmates who couldn’t grasp the fact I was only human.
So please, I’m begging you, if you have this smart classmate and they fail a test, do NOT laugh at them, do NOT insult them, do NOT make a big deal out of it. We’re all humans, we all make mistakes—don’t take this entitlement away from us.
i thought wombats were like a lot smaller. a LOT smaller. are we sure this isn’t a bear
i always figured wombats were rat sized this cant be real
This is a standard size….?
did i fall into an alternate universe last night
they are usually approximately 1 meter (40 inches)
but… but… they look like squirrels… HOW CAN THEY BE THIS BIG?! ARE THEY ON STEROIDS?!
As an Australian I can confirm this is the standard size of a wombat.
In fact, they are such solid animals that if you were to hit one with your car (at a reasonably slow pace, of course), they will stumble for a second, then continue on their mystical wombat path.
Motherfucking wombats FTW.
WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero