Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut.
Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.
my mom gave me this gift for my birthday
at first i was like
please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy
but then i was like
oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl
make a wish?
i think i just became a magical girl.
coolest fucking gift ever
consent is a hell of a thing aint it
But the titanic sank?
if only the titanic did that
100 YEARS AGO
eating clocks is really time consuming
especially when you go back for seconds
the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble
How do you feed it??
With great difficulty.
you breast feed it
I am so ashamed I didn’t think of that.
THERE WOULD BE NO HESITATION. I WOULD GO THERE IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I HAD TO
IS THAT EVEN A REAL QUESTION OF COURSE
WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.