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  2. andrewjacksonjerkwad:

    fucknolesmis:

    the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

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    it’s mike wazowski. 

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    go hard or go home motherfucker

    this took 16 hours, suck my dick

    (via appealt0myhumanity)

    1 hour ago  /  229,684 notes  /  Source: fucknolesmis

  3. we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:

    crystallizedclarity:

    bloodyeleven:

    peonymoonflower:

    transphobictrans:

    teruterus:

    why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys

    why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead

    Why hate people when you can hate humidity

    Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?

    i fuckin hate mosquitoes

    that’s the spirit

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  5. avadakedalek:

    thtwhitegurrl:

    slutdust:

    I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

    They said “Thank you.”

    I said “Don’t mention it.”

    Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

    Omg

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  8. one direction: NA NA NA NA NA NA THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL

    my chemical romance: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA FROM MALL SECURITY

    rihanna: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME

    paul mccartney: NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY JUDE

    gwen stefani: IF I WAS A RICH GIRL NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

    blink-182: TURN THE LIGHTS OFF, CARRY ME HOME NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

    pink: NA NA NA NA NA I WANNA START A FIGHT

    batman: NA NA NA NA NA NA ME

    sodium: Na

    4 hours ago  /  458,677 notes  /  Source: jimmytfallon

  9. cedreau:

freakxwannaxbe totally beat me to the punch on this one! I was half way through working on it before thinking “hm, I should probably check and see if someone else has done this.” 
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE, AM I RIGHT? Eh? Eh?
Still had fun and it was a nice way to relax after a hellish two weeks. 

    cedreau:

    freakxwannaxbe totally beat me to the punch on this one! I was half way through working on it before thinking “hm, I should probably check and see if someone else has done this.” 

    GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE, AM I RIGHT? Eh? Eh?

    Still had fun and it was a nice way to relax after a hellish two weeks. 

    (via spindrift-comic)

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  10. I wonder how old everyone is on tumblr.. Put a | by your age.

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  11. jesliey:

    homosaurus-rex:

    homosaurus-rex:

    It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

    can we talk about how this is still getting notes

    The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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  12. meloetta:

    why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like

    when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say

    (via stark-trek)

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  13. Baby: D-D-D...

    Dad: Daddy?

    Baby: Doctor Who is back in less than a month.

    BBC: Good.

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  14. doctorwho:

ANNOUNCED TODAY: Nationwide Cinema Screenings of the first episode of the new series of Doctor Who with Peter Capaldi on Monday, August 25th.
Can you imagine how exciting that would be? Grabbing some popcorn, and sitting in a theater with a whole bunch of other Whovians - all watching ‘Deep Breath’ together at the SAME time? 

The screenings will include 15 minutes of cinema exclusive bonus content. The event will be presented in more than 550 select movie theaters around the country at 7:00pm (local time) and 9:30pm (in select locations). Tickets are available now through FathomEvents.com.
Click here for a complete list of theater locations.

ADDITIONALLY, there will be midnight theater screenings on Saturday, August 23rd in 12 theaters (after the episode premieres on BBC America). More information will be announced on August 5th at FathomEvents.com. Keep watching your dash, we’ll be posting more information as soon as we hear it.
For all the information, check out the full article over on Fathom Events’s website. Any additional questions can be directed to Doctor Who Shop on Twitter. 

    doctorwho:

    ANNOUNCED TODAY: Nationwide Cinema Screenings of the first episode of the new series of Doctor Who with Peter Capaldi on Monday, August 25th.

    Can you imagine how exciting that would be? Grabbing some popcorn, and sitting in a theater with a whole bunch of other Whovians - all watching ‘Deep Breath’ together at the SAME time? 

    The screenings will include 15 minutes of cinema exclusive bonus contentThe event will be presented in more than 550 select movie theaters around the country at 7:00pm (local time) and 9:30pm (in select locations). Tickets are available now through FathomEvents.com.

    Click here for a complete list of theater locations.

    ADDITIONALLY, there will be midnight theater screenings on Saturday, August 23rd in 12 theaters (after the episode premieres on BBC America). More information will be announced on August 5th at FathomEvents.comKeep watching your dash, we’ll be posting more information as soon as we hear it.

    For all the information, check out the full article over on Fathom Events’s website. Any additional questions can be directed to Doctor Who Shop on Twitter

    4 hours ago  /  2,257 notes  /  Source: doctorwho

  15. that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

    that-big-gay-impala:

    THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

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